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Women are probably attracted to closeted gay men in the same way that men are attracted to tomboys.
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There is probably at least one Amish person who has gotten a DUI in a horse and buggy.
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In "How The Grinch Stole Christmas", one explanation is that "his shoes were too tight", however he is almost never seen wearing shoes.
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So much of celebrity drama can be explained by method acting.
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Dementia is the decrease of temporal depth in moments of consciousness.
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Spilling a cup of uncooked rice would be worse than spilling a cup of cooked rice.
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Old memes correct usage (like Bad Luck Brian, Pepperidge Farmer, etc.) is perfect as a tool to detect AI bots, considering they can't understand context, sarcasm and human internal jokes.
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It is quite likely that within 100 meters / 300 feet of you there is a screwdriver.
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We think we’re brave, but we wouldn’t stand a chance if cows had water guns and chicks shot fire like PokΓ©mon.
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I’ve spent hours judging strangers' houses on Google Street View, yet the idea of a stranger randomly dropping in front of my house to judge me feels like a total invasion of privacy.
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AI killed the idea that β€œif you didn’t record it, nobody would believe you.”
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Right this second, all of the most despicable things you can think of are happening somewhere in the world.
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Deja-vu is very similar to an optical illusion, but with time instead of 3D space.
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Since most people are right-side dominant, most people use their right foot on the first step of a staircase, and that side is consistently going to squeak first as the step wears out.
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You don’t know your own name until someone tells you.
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In the near future, typing a message will automatically generate a voice note that sounds exactly like you.
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Mall Santas must get sick a lot.
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It’s possible that Rice Krispy Treats are the only reason Rice Krispies cereal is still being made.
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Architecture made by animals in fiction often incorporates either their body parts or stereotypical food (like bone or paw motifs in dog architecture), but that never happens in real life.
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In CA, the dollar value at which theft becomes a felony is $950. This means that due to inflation, the bar for becoming a felon gets lower every year.
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You only realize how loud modern life is when the power goes out.
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