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Maybe the homes of the rich look soulless because they fill them with things just because they can afford them, not because they have any personal meaning.
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The New Testament is actually really old.
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Digital archaeologists in a distant future are going to think a lot more happened on 1 Jan 1970 than actually happened.
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With Earth becoming inhospitable to humans, AI may be our only chance for cultural longevity.
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The average sports fan is at their highest form of class consciousness when their team that’s owned by a billionaire is losing.
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18 and 19 year olds are considered legal adults and teenagers. This means that 18 year olds are adults who are younger than some teens.
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If screens always showed a faint live reflection of your face, average screen time would drop.
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Money can’t buy you happiness because you can’t buy stuff you don’t have from yourself.
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The first person to learn that we sound different to ourselves than to others likely died less than 200 years ago.
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Women are probably attracted to closeted gay men in the same way that men are attracted to tomboys.
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There is probably at least one Amish person who has gotten a DUI in a horse and buggy.
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In "How The Grinch Stole Christmas", one explanation is that "his shoes were too tight", however he is almost never seen wearing shoes.
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So much of celebrity drama can be explained by method acting.
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Dementia is the decrease of temporal depth in moments of consciousness.
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Spilling a cup of uncooked rice would be worse than spilling a cup of cooked rice.
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Old memes correct usage (like Bad Luck Brian, Pepperidge Farmer, etc.) is perfect as a tool to detect AI bots, considering they can't understand context, sarcasm and human internal jokes.
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It is quite likely that within 100 meters / 300 feet of you there is a screwdriver.
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We think we’re brave, but we wouldn’t stand a chance if cows had water guns and chicks shot fire like PokΓ©mon.
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I’ve spent hours judging strangers' houses on Google Street View, yet the idea of a stranger randomly dropping in front of my house to judge me feels like a total invasion of privacy.
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AI killed the idea that β€œif you didn’t record it, nobody would believe you.”
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Right this second, all of the most despicable things you can think of are happening somewhere in the world.
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