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Autocorrect has caused more misunderstandings than any language barrier in human history.
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4 dimensional beings would likely know if the universe is infinite.
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Waldo must wear stripes because he doesn't want to be spotted.
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If you were born in the '90s, you may be the last generation that remembers what it was like to go to the internet, rather than always being on it.
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I wish humans had more time to evolve a better spine before we effectively locked in our body structure through modern medicine.
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The Robinhood trading app allows the poor to participate in getting robbed by the rich.
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Maybe the homes of the rich look soulless because they fill them with things just because they can afford them, not because they have any personal meaning.
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The New Testament is actually really old.
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Digital archaeologists in a distant future are going to think a lot more happened on 1 Jan 1970 than actually happened.
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With Earth becoming inhospitable to humans, AI may be our only chance for cultural longevity.
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The average sports fan is at their highest form of class consciousness when their team that’s owned by a billionaire is losing.
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18 and 19 year olds are considered legal adults and teenagers. This means that 18 year olds are adults who are younger than some teens.
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If screens always showed a faint live reflection of your face, average screen time would drop.
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Money can’t buy you happiness because you can’t buy stuff you don’t have from yourself.
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The first person to learn that we sound different to ourselves than to others likely died less than 200 years ago.
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Women are probably attracted to closeted gay men in the same way that men are attracted to tomboys.
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There is probably at least one Amish person who has gotten a DUI in a horse and buggy.
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In "How The Grinch Stole Christmas", one explanation is that "his shoes were too tight", however he is almost never seen wearing shoes.
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So much of celebrity drama can be explained by method acting.
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Dementia is the decrease of temporal depth in moments of consciousness.
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Spilling a cup of uncooked rice would be worse than spilling a cup of cooked rice.
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