There’s a specific moment in every relationship where you’re touching more of your partner’s skin than at any other time.

Every human to have ever existed has lived in modern times.

If the universe is truly infinite then there could be infinite civilizations, therefore infinite languages, and therefore any word you say is probably a curse in some language somewhere.

Getting fat is easy, being fat is hard.

Your feelings don't have an expiration date. Someone telling you to "get over it and let it go" should take as long as YOU need it to.

Autocorrect has caused more misunderstandings than any language barrier in human history.

4 dimensional beings would likely know if the universe is infinite.

Waldo must wear stripes because he doesn't want to be spotted.

If you were born in the '90s, you may be the last generation that remembers what it was like to go to the internet, rather than always being on it.

I wish humans had more time to evolve a better spine before we effectively locked in our body structure through modern medicine.

The Robinhood trading app allows the poor to participate in getting robbed by the rich.

Maybe the homes of the rich look soulless because they fill them with things just because they can afford them, not because they have any personal meaning.

The New Testament is actually really old.

Digital archaeologists in a distant future are going to think a lot more happened on 1 Jan 1970 than actually happened.

With Earth becoming inhospitable to humans, AI may be our only chance for cultural longevity.

The average sports fan is at their highest form of class consciousness when their team that’s owned by a billionaire is losing.

18 and 19 year olds are considered legal adults and teenagers. This means that 18 year olds are adults who are younger than some teens.

If screens always showed a faint live reflection of your face, average screen time would drop.

Money can’t buy you happiness because you can’t buy stuff you don’t have from yourself.

The first person to learn that we sound different to ourselves than to others likely died less than 200 years ago.

Women are probably attracted to closeted gay men in the same way that men are attracted to tomboys.