The end of the penny in the USA may eventually cause inflation at the wishing well/fountain.

If humans had never had eyes, the Power Rangers might have all represented different smells.

Dogs probably wonder why we don’t sniff our own poop and think we are gross for picking up their poop.

Great americans is adult Calvin ball.

There will come a day where people will stop running into a house fire to save their pictures.

It's possible the pet you love is a psychopath, but it's just not smart enough to know how to ruin your life yet.

My microwave has cooked things at 59 and 29 far more times than 60 and 30.

There’s a specific moment in every relationship where you’re touching more of your partner’s skin than at any other time.

Every human to have ever existed has lived in modern times.

If the universe is truly infinite then there could be infinite civilizations, therefore infinite languages, and therefore any word you say is probably a curse in some language somewhere.

Getting fat is easy, being fat is hard.

Your feelings don't have an expiration date. Someone telling you to "get over it and let it go" should take as long as YOU need it to.

Autocorrect has caused more misunderstandings than any language barrier in human history.

4 dimensional beings would likely know if the universe is infinite.

Waldo must wear stripes because he doesn't want to be spotted.

If you were born in the '90s, you may be the last generation that remembers what it was like to go to the internet, rather than always being on it.

I wish humans had more time to evolve a better spine before we effectively locked in our body structure through modern medicine.

The Robinhood trading app allows the poor to participate in getting robbed by the rich.

Maybe the homes of the rich look soulless because they fill them with things just because they can afford them, not because they have any personal meaning.

The New Testament is actually really old.

Digital archaeologists in a distant future are going to think a lot more happened on 1 Jan 1970 than actually happened.