With the decline in cable television usage, there are less children getting the experience of listening to the audio overlap of two TV's playing the same channel in different rooms.
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You can tell how long a visit will be by where someone puts their keys when they walk in.
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The end of the penny in the USA may eventually cause inflation at the wishing well/fountain.
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If humans had never had eyes, the Power Rangers might have all represented different smells.
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Dogs probably wonder why we don’t sniff our own poop and think we are gross for picking up their poop.
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There will come a day where people will stop running into a house fire to save their pictures.
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It's possible the pet you love is a psychopath, but it's just not smart enough to know how to ruin your life yet.
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My microwave has cooked things at 59 and 29 far more times than 60 and 30.
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There’s a specific moment in every relationship where you’re touching more of your partner’s skin than at any other time.
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If the universe is truly infinite then there could be infinite civilizations, therefore infinite languages, and therefore any word you say is probably a curse in some language somewhere.
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Your feelings don't have an expiration date. Someone telling you to "get over it and let it go" should take as long as YOU need it to.
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Autocorrect has caused more misunderstandings than any language barrier in human history.
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4 dimensional beings would likely know if the universe is infinite.
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Waldo must wear stripes because he doesn't want to be spotted.
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If you were born in the '90s, you may be the last generation that remembers what it was like to go to the internet, rather than always being on it.
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I wish humans had more time to evolve a better spine before we effectively locked in our body structure through modern medicine.
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The Robinhood trading app allows the poor to participate in getting robbed by the rich.
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