Most people don't have a problem with (or don't even notice) the fact that their phone number pad is flipped from their calculator/keyboard number pad.

There are people not born yet that will die before you.

Sharks can sense electrical impulses. Because it is a sense like smell or touch, would certain patterns of impulses and voltages be more pleasurable to a shark than others? Like how strawberries smell better than burnt plastic. Would different things release reward chemicals differently?

Greendlanders are North Americans.

With the decline in cable television usage, there are less children getting the experience of listening to the audio overlap of two TV's playing the same channel in different rooms.

You can tell how long a visit will be by where someone puts their keys when they walk in.

The end of the penny in the USA may eventually cause inflation at the wishing well/fountain.

If humans had never had eyes, the Power Rangers might have all represented different smells.

Dogs probably wonder why we don’t sniff our own poop and think we are gross for picking up their poop.

Great americans is adult Calvin ball.

There will come a day where people will stop running into a house fire to save their pictures.

It's possible the pet you love is a psychopath, but it's just not smart enough to know how to ruin your life yet.

My microwave has cooked things at 59 and 29 far more times than 60 and 30.

There’s a specific moment in every relationship where you’re touching more of your partner’s skin than at any other time.

Every human to have ever existed has lived in modern times.

If the universe is truly infinite then there could be infinite civilizations, therefore infinite languages, and therefore any word you say is probably a curse in some language somewhere.

Getting fat is easy, being fat is hard.

Your feelings don't have an expiration date. Someone telling you to "get over it and let it go" should take as long as YOU need it to.

Autocorrect has caused more misunderstandings than any language barrier in human history.

4 dimensional beings would likely know if the universe is infinite.

Waldo must wear stripes because he doesn't want to be spotted.