If the Rebels had destroyed the Death Star prior to the destruction of Alderaan, the Empire would have had a far greater propaganda victory by convincingly painting the Rebels as terrorists who indiscriminately murdered millions for no reason.

According to birds, all land animals are bottom feeders.

You will never breathe the same lungful twice; every exhale becomes part of someone else’s future inhale.

The people that wrote “I don’t consent to Facebook using my data” on their profiles were right all along.

If you own about nine dollars in pennies, you l have more pennies than the average US citizen.

Jazz-scat really needs a new name for the internet era.

Due to the current prevalence of AI, content creators who started their career within the last five years are at an inherent disadvantage since they don’t have pre-AI content to fight accusations of their content being AI generated.

Do birds in the southern hemisphere fly north for the winter?

A scoff is a sarcastic cough.

Most people don't have a problem with (or don't even notice) the fact that their phone number pad is flipped from their calculator/keyboard number pad.

There are people not born yet that will die before you.

Sharks can sense electrical impulses. Because it is a sense like smell or touch, would certain patterns of impulses and voltages be more pleasurable to a shark than others? Like how strawberries smell better than burnt plastic. Would different things release reward chemicals differently?

Greendlanders are North Americans.

With the decline in cable television usage, there are less children getting the experience of listening to the audio overlap of two TV's playing the same channel in different rooms.

You can tell how long a visit will be by where someone puts their keys when they walk in.

The end of the penny in the USA may eventually cause inflation at the wishing well/fountain.

If humans had never had eyes, the Power Rangers might have all represented different smells.

Dogs probably wonder why we don’t sniff our own poop and think we are gross for picking up their poop.

Great americans is adult Calvin ball.

There will come a day where people will stop running into a house fire to save their pictures.

It's possible the pet you love is a psychopath, but it's just not smart enough to know how to ruin your life yet.