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Mechanically, pen and paper is closer to writing with a stone tablet than a keyboard.
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7 is the w of numbers because it's the only one with more than one syllable.
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If the Rebels had destroyed the Death Star prior to the destruction of Alderaan, the Empire would have had a far greater propaganda victory by convincingly painting the Rebels as terrorists who indiscriminately murdered millions for no reason.
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According to birds, all land animals are bottom feeders.
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You will never breathe the same lungful twice; every exhale becomes part of someone else’s future inhale.
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The people that wrote β€œI don’t consent to Facebook using my data” on their profiles were right all along.
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If you own about nine dollars in pennies, you l have more pennies than the average US citizen.
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Jazz-scat really needs a new name for the internet era.
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Due to the current prevalence of AI, content creators who started their career within the last five years are at an inherent disadvantage since they don’t have pre-AI content to fight accusations of their content being AI generated.
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Do birds in the southern hemisphere fly north for the winter?
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A scoff is a sarcastic cough.
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Most people don't have a problem with (or don't even notice) the fact that their phone number pad is flipped from their calculator/keyboard number pad.
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There are people not born yet that will die before you.
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Sharks can sense electrical impulses. Because it is a sense like smell or touch, would certain patterns of impulses and voltages be more pleasurable to a shark than others? Like how strawberries smell better than burnt plastic. Would different things release reward chemicals differently?
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Greendlanders are North Americans.
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With the decline in cable television usage, there are less children getting the experience of listening to the audio overlap of two TV's playing the same channel in different rooms.
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You can tell how long a visit will be by where someone puts their keys when they walk in.
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The end of the penny in the USA may eventually cause inflation at the wishing well/fountain.
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If humans had never had eyes, the Power Rangers might have all represented different smells.
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Dogs probably wonder why we don’t sniff our own poop and think we are gross for picking up their poop.
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Great americans is adult Calvin ball.
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