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The 'richest people' list in actuality is the 'legally richest people', which is only close to the actual richest people list. There are tons of illegal super rich people.
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With better drones we can create dynamic shades, similar to clouds in near future which can cover nothing else but our homes.
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If you sleep 5 hours per night and die at age 75, you'll still have spent just as many years awake as a person who sleeps 8 hours per night and dies at age 89.
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Younger generations used to listen to heavier music than the generation before. It's not the case anymore.
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Older people using bronzer to look younger has ironically created a generation of people to whom people who use bronzer look old.
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We'll start to see massed public drone displays as a technological practice for war, just like in olden times they'd do recreational boxing or tournaments or archery as practice for war.
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If humans truly generalize, we would be able to use our non-dominant hand without trouble.
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In John Denver's "Country Roads", an Appalachian woman is implied to have never seen the ocean. A significant portion of the Appalachian mountain range actually borders the Atlantic ocean, and even crosses a small part of it.
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The same people that come to cry at your funeral, can't be bothered to visit you dying in the hospital.
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Once you find a 4 leaf clover, the chance of finding another increases.
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Little orphan Annie has red hair. Miss Hannigan has red hair. Red hair is hereditary. Miss Hannigan had the other half of Annie's locket, which Annie understood to be held by her parents. Could she be Annie's mother?
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If the Union had formed with Scotland in a more politically and economically dominant position, "wee bairns" would sound educated and "little children" would sound quaint.
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An anteater ends more lives in a single meal than a lion does in its whole lifetime.
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The immediate practical society reply when immortality is achieved would be a chaotic world crisis related to the pension assets.
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They call it "fan service" even when it's episode 1 and a show has no fans yet.
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Vampires will always test positive on the stool test for colon cancer.
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Buns have the same cultural significance in America as tortillas do in Mexico.
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They say talk is cheap, and also money talks… ergo, money is cheap.
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It's kinda crazy that we have hallucinogenic experiences every night that can sometimes rival psychedelics, and we're just expected to be okay with that and go about our day.
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I wonder if the advent of smartphones have saved more lives or caused more deaths.
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There is no such thing as "nearly infinite".
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