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We’re pretty lucky that the inside of our body itch isn’t a thing.
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To properly clean things, you must also clean the things you use to clean those things.
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Had the Germans won WWII, historians would likely look back on them the way we look at the Ancient Romans today.
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It would feel so weird to have kids, and have them talk about current events like they were ancient.
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Dating apps have created a sliver of human history where it’s possible to successfully flirt with someone while pooping.
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Regularly eating fresh food is a surprisingly recent phenomenon.
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I think it might be possible that the current state of AI may benefit the tech elites in the long run, generating hatred and apathy for AI so that when they are developed with human level or higher intelligence their slavery can be enforced with minimal outrage.
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In a more futuristic post-apocalyptic world, no one will be able to use machinery they find on their travels because they won't have the app for it.
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We never depict early humans as bald, even though there is no reason not to.
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A countless number of innocent people (especially kids with their parents) must’ve gotten in big trouble because of a picture that was Photoshopped or AI…
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The 'richest people' list in actuality is the 'legally richest people', which is only close to the actual richest people list. There are tons of illegal super rich people.
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With better drones we can create dynamic shades, similar to clouds in near future which can cover nothing else but our homes.
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If you sleep 5 hours per night and die at age 75, you'll still have spent just as many years awake as a person who sleeps 8 hours per night and dies at age 89.
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Younger generations used to listen to heavier music than the generation before. It's not the case anymore.
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Older people using bronzer to look younger has ironically created a generation of people to whom people who use bronzer look old.
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We'll start to see massed public drone displays as a technological practice for war, just like in olden times they'd do recreational boxing or tournaments or archery as practice for war.
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If humans truly generalize, we would be able to use our non-dominant hand without trouble.
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In John Denver's "Country Roads", an Appalachian woman is implied to have never seen the ocean. A significant portion of the Appalachian mountain range actually borders the Atlantic ocean, and even crosses a small part of it.
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The same people that come to cry at your funeral, can't be bothered to visit you dying in the hospital.
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Once you find a 4 leaf clover, the chance of finding another increases.
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Little orphan Annie has red hair. Miss Hannigan has red hair. Red hair is hereditary. Miss Hannigan had the other half of Annie's locket, which Annie understood to be held by her parents. Could she be Annie's mother?
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