10-50 years from now, doctors will use old Onlyfans pics for patient reference data.

Alchohol presents a far greater danger to the residents of the state of Texas than cannabis.

As people die and atoms shift around, there might one day be a worm completely made up of atoms that once knew what cosmic horrors and taxes were.

Dreams feel like internal AI - everything feels like reality but you can tell something is off. Sometimes six fingers or you can fly. People, places, and things morph around in unusual ways. All the details are scraped from past experiences and the information one has consumed over their lifetime.

Always is equal to zero, but nothing is never zero.

Most people probably envision a drinking straw when they hear about "The straw that broke the camels back" and wonder how they even get loaded on without rolling away.

Not gonna lie. Some days I feel like a few trips to the psych ward might benefit me.

Its actuallly not being alone in the dark that is scary, not being alone

Hamburgers should be called Tidy Joes.

The male equivalent of the slim-thick body type is skinny-fat.

The NSA probably knows the top commenter on the entire internet.

Your kids are the only ones who’ll remember that you always stayed late at work to put in overtime.

We’re pretty lucky that the inside of our body itch isn’t a thing.

To properly clean things, you must also clean the things you use to clean those things.

Had the Germans won WWII, historians would likely look back on them the way we look at the Ancient Romans today.

It would feel so weird to have kids, and have them talk about current events like they were ancient.

Dating apps have created a sliver of human history where it’s possible to successfully flirt with someone while pooping.

Regularly eating fresh food is a surprisingly recent phenomenon.

I think it might be possible that the current state of AI may benefit the tech elites in the long run, generating hatred and apathy for AI so that when they are developed with human level or higher intelligence their slavery can be enforced with minimal outrage.

In a more futuristic post-apocalyptic world, no one will be able to use machinery they find on their travels because they won't have the app for it.

We never depict early humans as bald, even though there is no reason not to.