Radios are lightbulbs.

I’ve realized that when you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

If Timothée Chalamet's Dune and Wonka characters switched places, they would have been successful in overthrowing the Harkonen and chocolate cartel, just accomplished in very different ways.

Intellectualism has died off because modern life puts too much emphasis on wealth and happiness.

There must be Millions, if not Billions, of Dollars Worth of Coins Out of Circulation due to Fountains and Wishing Wells all over the world.

Future archeologists (and treasure-hunters) will have intense love-hate relationships with landfills.

The age at which your parents had you is roughly the time you will spend without them.

Antique shops are stores full of nostalgic stuff for old people.

Babies probably know and recognise most places from just their ceilings.

The birth to death rate of humans must be at one of its highest right now.

Buttmuncher used to be an insult in the 90s and now would be a highlight of your Tinder profile.

10-50 years from now, doctors will use old Onlyfans pics for patient reference data.

Alchohol presents a far greater danger to the residents of the state of Texas than cannabis.

As people die and atoms shift around, there might one day be a worm completely made up of atoms that once knew what cosmic horrors and taxes were.

Dreams feel like internal AI - everything feels like reality but you can tell something is off. Sometimes six fingers or you can fly. People, places, and things morph around in unusual ways. All the details are scraped from past experiences and the information one has consumed over their lifetime.

Always is equal to zero, but nothing is never zero.

Most people probably envision a drinking straw when they hear about "The straw that broke the camels back" and wonder how they even get loaded on without rolling away.

Not gonna lie. Some days I feel like a few trips to the psych ward might benefit me.

Its actuallly not being alone in the dark that is scary, not being alone

Hamburgers should be called Tidy Joes.

The male equivalent of the slim-thick body type is skinny-fat.