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If lips and anus have the same skin, you can apply lip balm to your anus.
Why don't zoo cemeteries exist? Zoo animals pass eventually, and they need to be buried or cremated, but can you imagine trying to do either for an elephant or giraffe? Where do deceased zoo animals go?
What if one feels everything under anesthesia but simply forgets everything afterward?
Content written before AI is going to be like that steel thatโ€™s salvaged from the bottom of the ocean before the first nuclear bomb exploded.
The asteroid that killed all dinosaurs is still on Earth to this day.
People make fun of how stupid the people were during the witch trials but nowadays one random allegation with no evidence is enough to start a mob after you.
If you smell your own fart, youโ€™re just putting it back in.
You can know somebody for years, and hang out regularly, but never touch them.
If humans ever colonize other planets, we'll need to redefine the concept of "years" and "days" for each one.
It's 10x easier to tell if someone likes you if you don't like them back.
The average human body will make it to 75,000 miles before it stops running.
If one Siamese twin is convicted of murder, would the other one have to go to jail?
You have no control over if you wake up or not. Your brain can simply choose not to wake you up from your sleep. No matter what you do, youโ€™ll be there sleeping until youโ€™re dead or your brain wakes you up
Who knew the biggest cyber attack of 2024 would be the security software itself?
Even if you are smarter than 99% of people, there are 80 million people smarter.
Forwarded from Elroe
Itโ€™s crazy to think that once you are 18, your life is almost 25% over
If you time-traveled back to ancient Greece, you'd be more likely to be labeled as mentally ill than worshipped as a modern-day intellectual.
It's clear time travel will never happen because if it did, every concert today would be completely packed.
It's cheaper to buy women's underwear new than it is to buy it used.
Having one eyebrow usually means having more hair than if you had two.
Crazy Rich Asians actually failed to show perhaps even 1% of the enormity of an actually crazy rich Asian wedding (the Ambani wedding).