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we're the last generation who can talk to WW2 vets
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Saying β€˜won’t touch with a 10 foot pole’ has lot more impact than saying β€˜won’t touch it with a 3.05 meter pole’
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Austria went from a huge a powerful empire to getting confused for a desert wasteland
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On the internet, men get unsolicited messages from fake women they wish were real, while women get unsolicited messages from real men they wish were fake.
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The look of secret service agents has never changed.
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A mile a minute sounds a lot faster than 60 MPH
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We’re told anything on the internet is there forever, but when we need to find that one porn video from years ago it’s suddenly nowhere to be found
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Batman villains don't usually have any powers either
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People who are salaried are working for free one day each leap year.
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Not allowing bachelor's to rent a place is also discrimination on the basis of sex.
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You don't see a lot of obese 80-year-olds.
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The hippies are dying
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A superpower that turns every guy within a 5-foot to 1,000-mile radius of you into homosexuals is an awesome power to have no matter if you are gay or straight.
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We expect Electric Vehicles to be successful in a society where people try to get through the day with a 13% charge on their cell phone.
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There was a 50 year period where people had cans but no can openers
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You don’t really hear of extreme couponing anymore.
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CEOs earning more is justified through the importance of successful decision-making, but when they make an unsuccessful decision, their salary is not cut down, they just lay off workers.
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Water is never truly yours it’s just your turn to drink it.
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Everyone thinks it's super gross to buy a used mattress but sleeps easy on a hotel bed that has been used way more times.
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When a video is paused, it's a picture. When audio is paused, it's nothing.
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Normal cars never reach the max speed on their Speedometers in their lifetime.
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