Strip Clubs are the only businesses allowed to discriminate by sex, age, and appearance.

Once we start harvesting comets and other chunks of ice for water in space someone is going to have the first drink of water that has never passed through any other living being before.

we're the last generation who can talk to WW2 vets

Saying ‘won’t touch with a 10 foot pole’ has lot more impact than saying ‘won’t touch it with a 3.05 meter pole’

Austria went from a huge a powerful empire to getting confused for a desert wasteland

On the internet, men get unsolicited messages from fake women they wish were real, while women get unsolicited messages from real men they wish were fake.

The look of secret service agents has never changed.

A mile a minute sounds a lot faster than 60 MPH

We’re told anything on the internet is there forever, but when we need to find that one porn video from years ago it’s suddenly nowhere to be found

Batman villains don't usually have any powers either

People who are salaried are working for free one day each leap year.

Not allowing bachelor's to rent a place is also discrimination on the basis of sex.

You don't see a lot of obese 80-year-olds.

The hippies are dying

A superpower that turns every guy within a 5-foot to 1,000-mile radius of you into homosexuals is an awesome power to have no matter if you are gay or straight.

We expect Electric Vehicles to be successful in a society where people try to get through the day with a 13% charge on their cell phone.

There was a 50 year period where people had cans but no can openers

You don’t really hear of extreme couponing anymore.

CEOs earning more is justified through the importance of successful decision-making, but when they make an unsuccessful decision, their salary is not cut down, they just lay off workers.

Water is never truly yours it’s just your turn to drink it.

Everyone thinks it's super gross to buy a used mattress but sleeps easy on a hotel bed that has been used way more times.