You are one google search away from changing your life.
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Itβs unfathomably easy to ruin your entire life
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Finding a dollar in the 1800s must have been so exciting
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Sneezing while driving is really dangerous
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We do not have anything like Pyramids built anymore, for billionaires graves.
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Each decade in the 1900s had its own distinct βfeelβ in terms of music, fashion, etc. While the 2000s seem to all blend in together
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The average gamer is a woman with a phone
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Whenever you drive on a two way road, you are basically trusting that no one is going to purposely invade your lane, especially at high speeds.
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All cities mentioned in the chorus of Pitbullβs International Love are in the same nation
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100% of all end times predictions have been wrong.
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Doggystyle and Cowgirl are the same positions in space.
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DRM on farming equipment is going to lead to a societal collapse if the company is disrupted by natural disaster.
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Waiting a lot to become a parent will force your children to face death at a younger age.
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Middle class life was once our grandparentsβ consolation prize. But in 2024, itβs our grand prize.
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Sweatpants were made for physical activity, but wearing them in public makes you seem lazy
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Strip Clubs are the only businesses allowed to discriminate by sex, age, and appearance.
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Once we start harvesting comets and other chunks of ice for water in space someone is going to have the first drink of water that has never passed through any other living being before.
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we're the last generation who can talk to WW2 vets
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Saying βwonβt touch with a 10 foot poleβ has lot more impact than saying βwonβt touch it with a 3.05 meter poleβ
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Austria went from a huge a powerful empire to getting confused for a desert wasteland
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On the internet, men get unsolicited messages from fake women they wish were real, while women get unsolicited messages from real men they wish were fake.
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