The coldest place in the universe is in labs on Earth
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No matter your age, someone older always says you're still young, and some little kid thinks you're over 100.
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Green is both the symbol for healthy and unhealthy
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Most job interviews are harder than the job itself
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Theyβll usually visit your house if you try to adopt a dog, but you can just have a baby and basically take it back to any random place anywhere youβd like.
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You are one google search away from changing your life.
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Itβs unfathomably easy to ruin your entire life
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Finding a dollar in the 1800s must have been so exciting
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Sneezing while driving is really dangerous
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We do not have anything like Pyramids built anymore, for billionaires graves.
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Each decade in the 1900s had its own distinct βfeelβ in terms of music, fashion, etc. While the 2000s seem to all blend in together
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The average gamer is a woman with a phone
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Forwarded from Uggohe Mark98
Whenever you drive on a two way road, you are basically trusting that no one is going to purposely invade your lane, especially at high speeds.
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All cities mentioned in the chorus of Pitbullβs International Love are in the same nation
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100% of all end times predictions have been wrong.
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Doggystyle and Cowgirl are the same positions in space.
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DRM on farming equipment is going to lead to a societal collapse if the company is disrupted by natural disaster.
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Waiting a lot to become a parent will force your children to face death at a younger age.
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Middle class life was once our grandparentsβ consolation prize. But in 2024, itβs our grand prize.
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Sweatpants were made for physical activity, but wearing them in public makes you seem lazy
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Strip Clubs are the only businesses allowed to discriminate by sex, age, and appearance.
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