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Knowing how much of a book you have left to read can be a spoiler in itself
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They didnβt *have* to only eat sardines in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
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Nukes have prevented a lot of wars and saved millions of lives.
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natural selection favours horny people, so as a species weβll keep getting hornier and hornier
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Your younger self is an older version of you
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California has the most pedestrian-hostile cities, despite having the most pedestrian-friendly weather
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The first immortal mouse will exist before the first immortal human
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We have the technology to make star wars doors, it's just expensive and inconvenient.
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From an intergalactic perspective, wood is rarer than diamonds
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The only actual 2D thing in the universe is a shadow
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People with jobs paid by taxes still pay taxes over their salaries.
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Of all the rights felons lose after incarceration, being excluded from jury duty doesn't seem to be that undesirable.
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It's odd that tyres last longer than shoes given the weight difference in what they're supporting
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Butthole is the final frontier for acceptable nudity in mainstream movies and television
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It's just wild that so many animals can fly. Like they can actually just fly. That's insane.
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People are not as sympathetic towards fish as they are towards land animals.
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Most people with siblings within a 2-3 year age gap don't remember the day they met them. They just kinda existed and we just accepted them as siblings.
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In the Mutant universe, it's incredibly surprising that Professor X made it to his senior age and hadn't ran into a mutant that can heal his wounds and help him walk again
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We think dogs speak universal dog language but they originate from different countries so theoretically they might not always understand each other.
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