The money you get back for recycling cans has not increased with inflation

Food from AI autonomous restaurants will still be expensive

You have to go to university to learn any math discovered less than 300 years ago.

Tech is getting crazy cheap and food is getting crazy expensive

We always talk about being allergic to animals but never about animals being allergic to humans.

Knowing how much of a book you have left to read can be a spoiler in itself

They didn’t *have* to only eat sardines in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

Nukes have prevented a lot of wars and saved millions of lives.

natural selection favours horny people, so as a species we’ll keep getting hornier and hornier

Your younger self is an older version of you

California has the most pedestrian-hostile cities, despite having the most pedestrian-friendly weather

Someone needs to make italicised sms possible…it’s 2024 and we still can’t sarcasm…

The first immortal mouse will exist before the first immortal human

We have the technology to make star wars doors, it's just expensive and inconvenient.

From an intergalactic perspective, wood is rarer than diamonds

The only actual 2D thing in the universe is a shadow

People with jobs paid by taxes still pay taxes over their salaries.

Of all the rights felons lose after incarceration, being excluded from jury duty doesn't seem to be that undesirable.

It's odd that tyres last longer than shoes given the weight difference in what they're supporting

Butthole is the final frontier for acceptable nudity in mainstream movies and television

It's just wild that so many animals can fly. Like they can actually just fly. That's insane.