Flat Earthers are a comforting reminder that you don't have to be smart to live a nice life

The most average person in the world has a society designed just for them.

There is a non-zero chance you have unknowingly broken a world record

Showering without glasses is an unspoken everyday struggle for many glasses-wearers.

Most people who don’t have an office job think office jobs are easier than what they do

You don’t notice how disgustingly sugary soda is until it runs out of CO2 and becomes still.

It’s messed up how insurance companies punish you for using their services by way of higher rates after a claim

Since Wall-E knew how to repair himself, he knows how to repair all the Wall-E corpses around him and chooses not to.

There’s many more instances of scientists finding out something is less healthy than previously thought than finding something is more healthy

The money you get back for recycling cans has not increased with inflation

Food from AI autonomous restaurants will still be expensive

You have to go to university to learn any math discovered less than 300 years ago.

Tech is getting crazy cheap and food is getting crazy expensive

We always talk about being allergic to animals but never about animals being allergic to humans.

Knowing how much of a book you have left to read can be a spoiler in itself

They didn’t *have* to only eat sardines in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

Nukes have prevented a lot of wars and saved millions of lives.

natural selection favours horny people, so as a species we’ll keep getting hornier and hornier

Your younger self is an older version of you

California has the most pedestrian-hostile cities, despite having the most pedestrian-friendly weather

Someone needs to make italicised sms possible…it’s 2024 and we still can’t sarcasm…