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It’s funny how no one will read an email that’s more than a paragraph in professional world. But as you progress through college, they ask you to write longer and longer papers.
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A significant portion of our efficient energy is generated simply by boiling water. Our advancements haven't strayed far from the steam age; instead, we've honed our ability to heat water effectively.
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The pull tab was invented 61 years ago and yet we're still being sold cans that require a separate tool to open.
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The easiest way to attract beautiful women is to date a beautiful woman
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Being itchy must’ve been a serious problem for knights in armor.
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In most movie scenes where the actor is buying something, they know exactly what it costs without asking, and they always have the exact paper money needed
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Mountain climbing is a hobby that requires massive amounts of taxpayer dollars when things go wrong.
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You don't appreciate how well the different parts of your body work, until a part stops working normally.
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Job interviews are not to see if you are qualified for the job. They are to see if they like you as a person for the job.
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Someday, our grandchildren’s grandchildren will have a fleeting thought about our antiquated way of life wondering how the hell we survived without their modern-day technologies.
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It can't be that difficult to train a cat to walk across a keyboard always following the same footpath, to store the master password for the password vault.
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ALT code for Ο€ not being ALT+314 is lame
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busiest people reply the quickest
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All countries have a Ministry of Defence but no country has a Ministry of Attack.
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In the past older people were wiser because natural selection worked better
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As a kid, bumping music super loud from your car seems cool, but as an adult it just looks like a cry for attention.
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You can very easily end up never having a partner in life if you just sit around waiting for it to happen.
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Flat Earthers are a comforting reminder that you don't have to be smart to live a nice life
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The most average person in the world has a society designed just for them.
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There is a non-zero chance you have unknowingly broken a world record
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Showering without glasses is an unspoken everyday struggle for many glasses-wearers.
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