Cosmically speaking, the day we decided to mark a new year is completely random

A lot of people only need to attempt doing one push-up to realise how unfit they are

Gen Alpha won't know why GTA5 makes a weird scrambled noise when switching radio stations

You can accidentally make a human life, but not a pizza.

A game that is exclusively on a cloud gaming platform cannot be pirated.

You don't see normal ads on pornsites

No matter how hard you try, you can never remember the moment right before you fell asleep.

Smokers are more likely to survive lost in the woods because they carry a lighter

For all the nuclear disasters there have been, it's pretty impressive that you've never heard of a nuclear submarine failing

Porn in the Star Wars universe has way more categories.

Everything is bulletproof if you have enough of it

We have automated a way to wash our cars before automating a way to wash our bodies

Being rich is the ability to give away tupperware and not worry about getting it back.

When we put the existence of the Earth on a 24h scale, human beings only exist for 1min 17sec right now, civilized human beings even less in terms of time, but think they're the most important species who ever walked the planet while bacteria and mycelium are way more important than any other species.

We exist far closer to the coldest possible temperature than the hottest possible one.

It is odd mosquitoes haven't evolved to be silent, or maybe we taste better after slapping ourselves

We’re really fortunate music streaming isn’t split between multiple services like movies/tv

Chess has to be the most female empowering kind of game if the queen is the strongest piece on the board while the king is arguably the weakest.

Teachers upset that 9th grade students have a 1-9th grade reading level must’ve forgotten what listening to their peers reading in class back when they were in highschool was like.

Spaghetti can be braided, but people don't braid it

Playing a multiplayer game with someone on Mars will be impossible due to the laws of physics