Titanic physically exists in 2024 because it sank instead of surviving and being scrapped eventually.

Burning the haystack is an easy way of finding the needle

You can never argue against a conspiracy theorist because disproving false information is way more work than coming up with it.

Delayed ejaculation is worse for humanity than premature ejaculation

It’s crazy how many people spend 40 or more hours a week doing something that they aren’t even passionate about or enjoying.

birthrates going down isn't a problem for humanity, moreso than it's a problem for a made-up economic system that can only sustain itself based on growth.

There must be a lot of athletes who doped and never got caught because they still lost

The more finance and economics you learn, the more you realize the sad reality of the world.

Cosmically speaking, the day we decided to mark a new year is completely random

A lot of people only need to attempt doing one push-up to realise how unfit they are

Gen Alpha won't know why GTA5 makes a weird scrambled noise when switching radio stations

You can accidentally make a human life, but not a pizza.

A game that is exclusively on a cloud gaming platform cannot be pirated.

You don't see normal ads on pornsites

No matter how hard you try, you can never remember the moment right before you fell asleep.

Smokers are more likely to survive lost in the woods because they carry a lighter

For all the nuclear disasters there have been, it's pretty impressive that you've never heard of a nuclear submarine failing

Porn in the Star Wars universe has way more categories.

Everything is bulletproof if you have enough of it

We have automated a way to wash our cars before automating a way to wash our bodies

Being rich is the ability to give away tupperware and not worry about getting it back.