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Being extroverted usually takes you further in life than being book smart.
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Your phone number is becoming more and more like your Unique Identifier
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Most horror films are only scary until the monster is shown.
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Given how divided people are when it comes to systems of measurement, it's amazing that we all seem to have agreed upon one standard of timekeeping.
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The average person doesn’t realize just how athletic professional athletes are
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Titanic physically exists in 2024 because it sank instead of surviving and being scrapped eventually.
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Burning the haystack is an easy way of finding the needle
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You can never argue against a conspiracy theorist because disproving false information is way more work than coming up with it.
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Delayed ejaculation is worse for humanity than premature ejaculation
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It’s crazy how many people spend 40 or more hours a week doing something that they aren’t even passionate about or enjoying.
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birthrates going down isn't a problem for humanity, moreso than it's a problem for a made-up economic system that can only sustain itself based on growth.
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There must be a lot of athletes who doped and never got caught because they still lost
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The more finance and economics you learn, the more you realize the sad reality of the world.
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Cosmically speaking, the day we decided to mark a new year is completely random
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A lot of people only need to attempt doing one push-up to realise how unfit they are
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Gen Alpha won't know why GTA5 makes a weird scrambled noise when switching radio stations
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You can accidentally make a human life, but not a pizza.
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A game that is exclusively on a cloud gaming platform cannot be pirated.
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You don't see normal ads on pornsites
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No matter how hard you try, you can never remember the moment right before you fell asleep.
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Smokers are more likely to survive lost in the woods because they carry a lighter
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