Funny how in crystal therapy, none of the crystals do bad stuff

There are almost 7 billion smartphones in the world and we have yet to see a truly unexplainable phenomenon caught on video

The entire population of dogs is replaced every 20 years

There ARE hot people in your area that want to fuck. Just not with you

It's weird to think the Ottoman Empire was around just 100 years ago. The same empire that toppled the Romans once and for all.

Being extroverted usually takes you further in life than being book smart.

Your phone number is becoming more and more like your Unique Identifier

Most horror films are only scary until the monster is shown.

Given how divided people are when it comes to systems of measurement, it's amazing that we all seem to have agreed upon one standard of timekeeping.

The average person doesn’t realize just how athletic professional athletes are

Titanic physically exists in 2024 because it sank instead of surviving and being scrapped eventually.

Burning the haystack is an easy way of finding the needle

You can never argue against a conspiracy theorist because disproving false information is way more work than coming up with it.

Delayed ejaculation is worse for humanity than premature ejaculation

It’s crazy how many people spend 40 or more hours a week doing something that they aren’t even passionate about or enjoying.

birthrates going down isn't a problem for humanity, moreso than it's a problem for a made-up economic system that can only sustain itself based on growth.

There must be a lot of athletes who doped and never got caught because they still lost

The more finance and economics you learn, the more you realize the sad reality of the world.

Cosmically speaking, the day we decided to mark a new year is completely random

A lot of people only need to attempt doing one push-up to realise how unfit they are

Gen Alpha won't know why GTA5 makes a weird scrambled noise when switching radio stations