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it is crazy how much luck is involved in life
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10mins of the most intense pleasure possible does not outweigh 10mins of the most intense pain possible.
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People who are born in a country that no longer exists can't select their country of birth when filling out an electronic form.
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Some man has the record for highest number of simultaneously pregnant baby mamas.
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People who think the moon landing was faked never seem to refute the fact we went 5 more times.
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Almost no one in the modern world can conceptualize what x units of horsepower are supposed to represent.
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Newborn boys go from loving titties to no interest in titties back to loving titties
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It took humanity way too long to figure out that computers can be other colours than grey and beige
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Hairless cats are commonly seen as the ugliest feline but we are the hairless cats of the ape world
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Funny how in crystal therapy, none of the crystals do bad stuff
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There are almost 7 billion smartphones in the world and we have yet to see a truly unexplainable phenomenon caught on video
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The entire population of dogs is replaced every 20 years
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There ARE hot people in your area that want to fuck. Just not with you
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It's weird to think the Ottoman Empire was around just 100 years ago. The same empire that toppled the Romans once and for all.
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Being extroverted usually takes you further in life than being book smart.
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Your phone number is becoming more and more like your Unique Identifier
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Most horror films are only scary until the monster is shown.
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Given how divided people are when it comes to systems of measurement, it's amazing that we all seem to have agreed upon one standard of timekeeping.
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The average person doesn’t realize just how athletic professional athletes are
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Titanic physically exists in 2024 because it sank instead of surviving and being scrapped eventually.
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Burning the haystack is an easy way of finding the needle
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