When you're balls deep in a pool you're actually not very deep in the pool.

The three musketeers are always depicted using swords instead of, you know, muskets

The teeth that fell out of your mouth during childhood are still out there somewhere

Build a reverse microscope so little bacteria guys can see us clearly

We’re living in the 20’s of the 2000’s. We’re going to look as primitive by the 2090’s as the people of the 1920’s looked in the 1990’s.

The reason hairlessness is the western standard of beauty is because it’s hard to sculpt body hair

Some people love zoos because they love animals. Some people hate zoos because they love animals.

We can drink a drink but can't food a food.

Survivor and Alone make it extremely clear that you can easily lose a lot of weight in a month or two.

You can bowl 22 strikes in a row and not get a 300 game

Going bald wouldn’t be nearly as bad if people lost their hair from the sides more than the top

There are a bunch of people out there who unknowingly played Counter-Strike with Osama Bin Laden

No one remembers your embarassing experiences as much as you, because other people have their own embarassing experiences to remember.

It’s weird that wigs aren’t more popular for bald/balding guys

The potentially best Formula 1 pilot might be so poor that they never even get the chance to drive a car.

The number of people born in the same year as you is always decreasing

The Truman Show must have cut to commercial break a lot during Truman's teenage years.

Bald People cut their hair way more often than non bald people

At one point one of the most popular songs on radio was about Justin Timberlake wanting to be chained up and whipped by a mistress

It's weird how we've never seen a dinosaur ghost, even though billions of them died in very gruesome ways.

No movies have shown what it actually looks like when someone has died.