Most of a gym’s expenses are paid by people that don’t actually go to the gym.

Gengis Khan likely had an STD

A lot of people don't think teaching history is important, but witnessing an entire generation of people who aren't aware of historic facts and then form an opinion based on nothing more than propaganda and uninformed mouthpieces, makes you realise how truly necessary it is.

Pineapples have silently become one of the most constantly available, affordable fruit, despite the fact that they're tropical and take an average of 2-3 years to fully mature.

Amongst the other unrealistic things about Batman, one is his ability to visit criminals in jail dressed like Batman while the jail guards trust that he is the real Batman.

Your collection will just end up being a burden to whoever has to deal with your stuff after you die.

You're just expected to follow and know the law, especially once you turn 18.

For some reason it feels like a 7/10 rating is average

The word 'baby' in songs almost never refers to an actual baby

When you're balls deep in a pool you're actually not very deep in the pool.

The three musketeers are always depicted using swords instead of, you know, muskets

The teeth that fell out of your mouth during childhood are still out there somewhere

Build a reverse microscope so little bacteria guys can see us clearly

We’re living in the 20’s of the 2000’s. We’re going to look as primitive by the 2090’s as the people of the 1920’s looked in the 1990’s.

The reason hairlessness is the western standard of beauty is because it’s hard to sculpt body hair

Some people love zoos because they love animals. Some people hate zoos because they love animals.

We can drink a drink but can't food a food.

Survivor and Alone make it extremely clear that you can easily lose a lot of weight in a month or two.

You can bowl 22 strikes in a row and not get a 300 game

Going bald wouldn’t be nearly as bad if people lost their hair from the sides more than the top

There are a bunch of people out there who unknowingly played Counter-Strike with Osama Bin Laden