Attractive people must often overestimate how funny they actually are

Water is the only substance able to put an end to your life by NOT drinking it

When police are driving in their cruisers they do so in an altered reality as everyone around them adjusts their habits due to their presence.

There's a point in every man's life were they realize they won't be a professional athlete.

Tanning is seen as normal whereas bleaching is seen as self-hate

It is still unacceptable to drink nonalcoholic beer in most situations that you wouldn’t be able to drink a regular one

You don’t realize how fat you are until you see a picture you didn’t know you were in.

Most of a gym’s expenses are paid by people that don’t actually go to the gym.

Gengis Khan likely had an STD

A lot of people don't think teaching history is important, but witnessing an entire generation of people who aren't aware of historic facts and then form an opinion based on nothing more than propaganda and uninformed mouthpieces, makes you realise how truly necessary it is.

Pineapples have silently become one of the most constantly available, affordable fruit, despite the fact that they're tropical and take an average of 2-3 years to fully mature.

Amongst the other unrealistic things about Batman, one is his ability to visit criminals in jail dressed like Batman while the jail guards trust that he is the real Batman.

Your collection will just end up being a burden to whoever has to deal with your stuff after you die.

You're just expected to follow and know the law, especially once you turn 18.

For some reason it feels like a 7/10 rating is average

The word 'baby' in songs almost never refers to an actual baby

When you're balls deep in a pool you're actually not very deep in the pool.

The three musketeers are always depicted using swords instead of, you know, muskets

The teeth that fell out of your mouth during childhood are still out there somewhere

Build a reverse microscope so little bacteria guys can see us clearly

We’re living in the 20’s of the 2000’s. We’re going to look as primitive by the 2090’s as the people of the 1920’s looked in the 1990’s.