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Women shed sheets of hair in the shower, but it's men who have to worry about going bald.
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SEO ruined the internet
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Day drinking at a brewery is for some reason much more socially acceptable than day drinking at a bar
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It doesn't make sense that D and d don't face the same way.
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The Most Famous German Was Austrian
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Being alone is addictive.
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telling people that fruit is filled with sugars is the biggest scare tactic ever.
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There was only water and stones on the earth, and someone made Bluetooth and Wi-Fi out of it.
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Most people wouldn't want their lives made into a 100% accurate movie.
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All the billionaires obsessed with longevity are exactly the kind of people you wouldn't want to live forever.
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Changing your hair colour is normalized but wearing coloured contacts for your eye colour is seen as fake
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We usually think of dogs as masculine and cats as feminine, but both women and dogs are stereotyped as being emotional, and both men and cats are stereotyped as being unemotional.
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Attractive people must often overestimate how funny they actually are
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Water is the only substance able to put an end to your life by NOT drinking it
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When police are driving in their cruisers they do so in an altered reality as everyone around them adjusts their habits due to their presence.
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There's a point in every man's life were they realize they won't be a professional athlete.
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Tanning is seen as normal whereas bleaching is seen as self-hate
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It is still unacceptable to drink nonalcoholic beer in most situations that you wouldn’t be able to drink a regular one
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You don’t realize how fat you are until you see a picture you didn’t know you were in.
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