Younger men hate younger women for going for older men. Older women hate older men for going for younger women

No one prepares you for the fact that you have to figure out what to eat for every meal for the rest of your life

A potato has 40% more potassium than a banana, yet potassium is mainly associated with bananas.

Women shed sheets of hair in the shower, but it's men who have to worry about going bald.

SEO ruined the internet

Day drinking at a brewery is for some reason much more socially acceptable than day drinking at a bar

It doesn't make sense that D and d don't face the same way.

The Most Famous German Was Austrian

Being alone is addictive.

telling people that fruit is filled with sugars is the biggest scare tactic ever.

There was only water and stones on the earth, and someone made Bluetooth and Wi-Fi out of it.

Most people wouldn't want their lives made into a 100% accurate movie.

All the billionaires obsessed with longevity are exactly the kind of people you wouldn't want to live forever.

Changing your hair colour is normalized but wearing coloured contacts for your eye colour is seen as fake

We usually think of dogs as masculine and cats as feminine, but both women and dogs are stereotyped as being emotional, and both men and cats are stereotyped as being unemotional.

Attractive people must often overestimate how funny they actually are

Water is the only substance able to put an end to your life by NOT drinking it

When police are driving in their cruisers they do so in an altered reality as everyone around them adjusts their habits due to their presence.

There's a point in every man's life were they realize they won't be a professional athlete.