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Online dating for men is strangely similar to the process of applying for a job
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Millennials gained and lost the skill to text from their pockets without looking
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It's funny how the generation that claims autism is a modern thing is also the one that invented model trains and stamp collecting as a mainstream hobby.
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You often hear about third and first world countries but almost never about second world countries.
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At some point, super obese people lose their ability to wipe.
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Younger men hate younger women for going for older men. Older women hate older men for going for younger women
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No one prepares you for the fact that you have to figure out what to eat for every meal for the rest of your life
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A potato has 40% more potassium than a banana, yet potassium is mainly associated with bananas.
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Women shed sheets of hair in the shower, but it's men who have to worry about going bald.
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SEO ruined the internet
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Day drinking at a brewery is for some reason much more socially acceptable than day drinking at a bar
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It doesn't make sense that D and d don't face the same way.
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The Most Famous German Was Austrian
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Being alone is addictive.
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telling people that fruit is filled with sugars is the biggest scare tactic ever.
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There was only water and stones on the earth, and someone made Bluetooth and Wi-Fi out of it.
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Most people wouldn't want their lives made into a 100% accurate movie.
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All the billionaires obsessed with longevity are exactly the kind of people you wouldn't want to live forever.
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Changing your hair colour is normalized but wearing coloured contacts for your eye colour is seen as fake
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