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Movies sure like to downplay how disgusting sewers are
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There's a high probability that at least once in your life, someone has wished you were dead.
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Rich people aren’t necessarily smarter, they just have the luxury of taking more chances and making more mistakes without penalties
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Jada Pinkett is famous for emasculating Will Smith more than anything else she's done in her career.
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The human race is extremely lucky that the continents drifted apart.
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Almost all sunlight misses Earth.
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There are still uncontacted tribes in the world. Think of how freaked out they'll be if we ever build a moon base that you can see the lights of at night.
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It’s honestly an incredible feat that we put humans on the moon with such limited technology, and it’s never talked about anymore. Kinda weird
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A lot of people work in jobs that sell products they can’t even afford
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It's ok to state you can't function until you've had your morning coffee, but less ok when it's vodka
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Online dating for men is strangely similar to the process of applying for a job
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Millennials gained and lost the skill to text from their pockets without looking
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It's funny how the generation that claims autism is a modern thing is also the one that invented model trains and stamp collecting as a mainstream hobby.
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You often hear about third and first world countries but almost never about second world countries.
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At some point, super obese people lose their ability to wipe.
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Younger men hate younger women for going for older men. Older women hate older men for going for younger women
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No one prepares you for the fact that you have to figure out what to eat for every meal for the rest of your life
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A potato has 40% more potassium than a banana, yet potassium is mainly associated with bananas.
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Women shed sheets of hair in the shower, but it's men who have to worry about going bald.
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SEO ruined the internet
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Day drinking at a brewery is for some reason much more socially acceptable than day drinking at a bar
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