98% of people you see outside you'll never see again

We have Rangers, Rogues, Samurai and Ninjas. Car companies need to give us a healing class

People who can't afford to pay traffic fines usually can't afford to be late for work/appointments either

The only reason Xylophone hasn’t vanished into obscurity is so something can start with X

Poor kids know that they are poor far earlier than rich kids know that they are rich.

People always assume skeletons are male.

There exists a single most obvious invention which we have yet to invent

People worry about their webcams but still use phones that unlock by recognizing their face

Movies sure like to downplay how disgusting sewers are

There's a high probability that at least once in your life, someone has wished you were dead.

Rich people aren’t necessarily smarter, they just have the luxury of taking more chances and making more mistakes without penalties

Jada Pinkett is famous for emasculating Will Smith more than anything else she's done in her career.

The human race is extremely lucky that the continents drifted apart.

Almost all sunlight misses Earth.

There are still uncontacted tribes in the world. Think of how freaked out they'll be if we ever build a moon base that you can see the lights of at night.

It’s honestly an incredible feat that we put humans on the moon with such limited technology, and it’s never talked about anymore. Kinda weird

A lot of people work in jobs that sell products they can’t even afford

It's ok to state you can't function until you've had your morning coffee, but less ok when it's vodka

Online dating for men is strangely similar to the process of applying for a job

Millennials gained and lost the skill to text from their pockets without looking

It's funny how the generation that claims autism is a modern thing is also the one that invented model trains and stamp collecting as a mainstream hobby.