Most people in the world donβt have 4 seasons
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98% of people you see outside you'll never see again
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We have Rangers, Rogues, Samurai and Ninjas. Car companies need to give us a healing class
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People who can't afford to pay traffic fines usually can't afford to be late for work/appointments either
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The only reason Xylophone hasnβt vanished into obscurity is so something can start with X
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Poor kids know that they are poor far earlier than rich kids know that they are rich.
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People always assume skeletons are male.
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There exists a single most obvious invention which we have yet to invent
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People worry about their webcams but still use phones that unlock by recognizing their face
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Movies sure like to downplay how disgusting sewers are
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There's a high probability that at least once in your life, someone has wished you were dead.
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Rich people arenβt necessarily smarter, they just have the luxury of taking more chances and making more mistakes without penalties
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Jada Pinkett is famous for emasculating Will Smith more than anything else she's done in her career.
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The human race is extremely lucky that the continents drifted apart.
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There are still uncontacted tribes in the world. Think of how freaked out they'll be if we ever build a moon base that you can see the lights of at night.
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Itβs honestly an incredible feat that we put humans on the moon with such limited technology, and itβs never talked about anymore. Kinda weird
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A lot of people work in jobs that sell products they canβt even afford
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It's ok to state you can't function until you've had your morning coffee, but less ok when it's vodka
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Online dating for men is strangely similar to the process of applying for a job
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Millennials gained and lost the skill to text from their pockets without looking
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