Getting fat is fun, but being fat is not fun. Getting thin is not fun, but being thin is fun.

That one guy who does voice-over for movie promos must be filthy rich

Wake-up sex is common. Wake-up BDSM is unheard of.

Bottle and can deposits haven’t kept up with inflation.

One of the most humbling experiences of aging is seeing a photo of yourself from 20~ years ago wearing a coat you still wear.

You have no way of knowing that you weren't served human meat at some point in your life

Most people in the world don’t have 4 seasons

98% of people you see outside you'll never see again

We have Rangers, Rogues, Samurai and Ninjas. Car companies need to give us a healing class

People who can't afford to pay traffic fines usually can't afford to be late for work/appointments either

The only reason Xylophone hasn’t vanished into obscurity is so something can start with X

Poor kids know that they are poor far earlier than rich kids know that they are rich.

People always assume skeletons are male.

There exists a single most obvious invention which we have yet to invent

People worry about their webcams but still use phones that unlock by recognizing their face

Movies sure like to downplay how disgusting sewers are

There's a high probability that at least once in your life, someone has wished you were dead.

Rich people aren’t necessarily smarter, they just have the luxury of taking more chances and making more mistakes without penalties

Jada Pinkett is famous for emasculating Will Smith more than anything else she's done in her career.

The human race is extremely lucky that the continents drifted apart.

Almost all sunlight misses Earth.