Talking to a lawyer can cost you a lot of money. Not talking to a lawyer can cost you a lot of money. Somebody else talking to a lawyer can cost you a lot of money.

Rich men want women who love them regardless of their money, but women who love regardless of money don’t look for rich men.

The guy who invented the bicycle must have thought it didn’t work for quite a while

Throughout history, countless civilisation come and go and yet almost all of them managed to find some way to make alcohol

The IRS wins every lottery and jackpots because the winner has to pay half of their winnings to them.

Calorie-free energy drinks have zero actual energy in them

None of the villains in the Incredibles movies have powers.

Having no gag reflex fucking sucks. You can't force yourself to vomit when you need to.

Disabled people are going to become some of the first cyborgs

Despite computerisation making industry more efficient, people are unhappier than ever

Getting fat is fun, but being fat is not fun. Getting thin is not fun, but being thin is fun.

That one guy who does voice-over for movie promos must be filthy rich

Wake-up sex is common. Wake-up BDSM is unheard of.

Bottle and can deposits haven’t kept up with inflation.

One of the most humbling experiences of aging is seeing a photo of yourself from 20~ years ago wearing a coat you still wear.

You have no way of knowing that you weren't served human meat at some point in your life

Most people in the world don’t have 4 seasons

98% of people you see outside you'll never see again

We have Rangers, Rogues, Samurai and Ninjas. Car companies need to give us a healing class

People who can't afford to pay traffic fines usually can't afford to be late for work/appointments either

The only reason Xylophone hasn’t vanished into obscurity is so something can start with X