It's crazy how much of the technology we use is owned by Google

Failing to teach kids how to cook in school is the biggest boost for the fast food industry

All milk is breast milk

The meat industry couldn't come up with a better smear campaign for vegans than PETA if they tried.

People singing happy birthday to you feels like a real life unskippable ad

It's crazy how much of the technology we use is powered by Linux

Having a toothpick in your mouth makes you look cooler, unless you're actually using it as a toothpick.

You know the numbers 1 to 1,000,000,000 yet haven't heard of most of them

No successful person is truly self-made

Everyone has already forgotten a new Matrix film was released 2 years ago.

It's easy to make everything a conspiracy when you don't know how anything works.

Men are trained to never assume a woman is flirting with them. Women are trained always assume a man is flirting with them.

When gas inevitably reaches $10+ a gallon A LOT of gas stations will need new gas price signs to accommodate that extra digit.

No one ever dresses up like Santa Claus for Halloween

There must be a considerable number of Messis, Ronaldos, Bill Gates and other equally talented potentials that were simply born in the wrong place so the world never got to learn about their talent.

Cats are winners in Evolution. They evolved to be so cute yet deadly that they can provide for themselves, but there's whole another species that wants to take care of them and provide for all their needs for nothing but companionship.

Intelligent people realise how stupid they are

Kissing someone is liking someone so much that you want to taste them

No one ever uses the word 'Biblical' when describing anything positive or fun. It seems to be exclusively used for bad weather.

Talking to a lawyer can cost you a lot of money. Not talking to a lawyer can cost you a lot of money. Somebody else talking to a lawyer can cost you a lot of money.

Rich men want women who love them regardless of their money, but women who love regardless of money don’t look for rich men.