There are more than a handful people that have had crushes on you without you knowing

Chess pawns are all women, they turn into queens when they reach the other side of the board, not into kings

Water is the only compound we intract with in all 3 states of matter

Fighters are the only people who make their own nickname and people take it seriously

We all just settled on potatoes being used to denote bad image quality

It's been about 10,000 years, and we're still eating bread.

Even if we only needed 2 hours of sleep, we'd just end up working 16 hours a day.

It's crazy how much of the technology we use is owned by Google

Failing to teach kids how to cook in school is the biggest boost for the fast food industry

All milk is breast milk

The meat industry couldn't come up with a better smear campaign for vegans than PETA if they tried.

People singing happy birthday to you feels like a real life unskippable ad

It's crazy how much of the technology we use is powered by Linux

Having a toothpick in your mouth makes you look cooler, unless you're actually using it as a toothpick.

You know the numbers 1 to 1,000,000,000 yet haven't heard of most of them

No successful person is truly self-made

Everyone has already forgotten a new Matrix film was released 2 years ago.

It's easy to make everything a conspiracy when you don't know how anything works.

Men are trained to never assume a woman is flirting with them. Women are trained always assume a man is flirting with them.

When gas inevitably reaches $10+ a gallon A LOT of gas stations will need new gas price signs to accommodate that extra digit.

No one ever dresses up like Santa Claus for Halloween