Someone having a bunch of garbage in their car is a sign that they donβt litter.
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There are more than a handful people that have had crushes on you without you knowing
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Chess pawns are all women, they turn into queens when they reach the other side of the board, not into kings
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Water is the only compound we intract with in all 3 states of matter
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Fighters are the only people who make their own nickname and people take it seriously
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We all just settled on potatoes being used to denote bad image quality
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It's been about 10,000 years, and we're still eating bread.
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Even if we only needed 2 hours of sleep, we'd just end up working 16 hours a day.
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It's crazy how much of the technology we use is owned by Google
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Failing to teach kids how to cook in school is the biggest boost for the fast food industry
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All milk is breast milk
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The meat industry couldn't come up with a better smear campaign for vegans than PETA if they tried.
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People singing happy birthday to you feels like a real life unskippable ad
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It's crazy how much of the technology we use is powered by Linux
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Having a toothpick in your mouth makes you look cooler, unless you're actually using it as a toothpick.
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You know the numbers 1 to 1,000,000,000 yet haven't heard of most of them
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Everyone has already forgotten a new Matrix film was released 2 years ago.
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It's easy to make everything a conspiracy when you don't know how anything works.
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Men are trained to never assume a woman is flirting with them. Women are trained always assume a man is flirting with them.
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When gas inevitably reaches $10+ a gallon A LOT of gas stations will need new gas price signs to accommodate that extra digit.
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