Our parents let us stay over at a strangers house just because we were friends with their kid
Pinocchio’s nose can grow infinitely as long as he keeps lying, making him an infinite source of wood and turn, a valuable construction resource
Falling asleep is a kinda crazy. You just lay there until you lose consciousness
At some point… AI and deep fakes are going to erase all the benefits that having video evidence has brought us.
There's no real reason that adult shoes aren't made with Velcro straps; the only purpose laces serve is to demonstrate to others that you do, in fact, know how tie your shoes.
The only reason air is free is because there’s no cost affective way to charge for it
In Star Wars, video transmissions and electronic optical enhancers such as night vision have ridiculous amount of interference and noise for space age tech.
We went from comfortably watching 4 minute long commercial breaks to paying an extra $9.99/month to skip ads which were already skippable after 3 seconds.
Star Wars had X-wing and Y-wing fighters, but didn’t use our alphabet.
The month of May is rough because it's the month you realize it's not seasonal depression.
Harry and Meghan are eventually going to have to explain to their kids that they’re technically royalty and their grandpa is the king of England. It’s a real-life Hallmark movie in the making.
There are prodigies that will never become prodigies because they never got the chance to do the thing they were to be great at.
There aren't any realistic hacker scenes because actual hacking is a long and tedious process that wouldn't fit the intensity of a movie.
There will be a point in your life where you’ll have more past than future
Finding $100 on the sidewalk is your lucky day. Finding $100 accidentally sent to you in your bank account is possibly criminal if you keep it.
The most disturbing part of Shawshank Redemption might be that there was just an open sewer pipe leading into the town’s river.