Thirty-eight years of evolution, yet Windows still can’t tell you what program is using the USB device you tried to eject.
There are animals that have eaten magic mushrooms and tripped hard, not knowing what the hell was happening to them.
People who jog on the roads in the dark, wearing dark clothing and no lights or reflectors are a unique combination of a person who cares about their health and well-being and doesn’t care about their health and well-being
People who went to hell hundreds of years ago must be so confused by the clothing of people who went to hell recently.
Most people dislike learning physics and chemistry and maths in school, but get amazed at stuff that can be explained so easily with some basic knowledge of those subjects.
People someday will not have a box of photos of their childhood because smartphones.
Sci-fi authors were always assuming we will get AI before we get proper synthesized human voice output
The cult of success and achievement creates self-absorbed people who genuinely believe they are superior to others in almost every way
Microplastic will do to our civilization what lead pipes did to the Roman Empire.
Flossing wouldn't be necessary if our teeth were fused together in a continuous horseshoe shape
The word Terrific sounds too much like joining 'terrible' and 'horrific' for it to be a positive statement.
Most deodorants claim to have 48 hour protection, yet a lot of people still put it on twice a day
Handwritten assignments and in person tests may become the norm again because of AI
We put too much trust on fast food restaurants cleaning out their ice machine on a regular basis
Our parents let us stay over at a strangers house just because we were friends with their kid
Pinocchio’s nose can grow infinitely as long as he keeps lying, making him an infinite source of wood and turn, a valuable construction resource
Falling asleep is a kinda crazy. You just lay there until you lose consciousness