You'd think at some point we'd have adapted to find the sound of snoring relaxing.
The only good thing about explosive diarrhea is the cathartic feeling of complete emptyness inside your gut after it's all over.
Somehow, after hundreds of years, we still have not found a way to successfully educate children without them experiencing extreme stress.
The Purge wouldn’t even be interesting. In reality we’d all hunker down while rich people insider trade a little more egregiously.
Coating a dead chicken with it's unborn children and eating it has to be the most disrespectful thing in cooking.
Trees are so effective at creating shade because any sunlight that gets through is energy they're missing out on
Odds are that many nonjudgmental people are not enlightened or kind, but just don't care.
The fact that, an object can, just by having enormous mass, attracts other objects towards itself without using any energy, is crazy.
As evidenced by the refusal to put an equal number of each respective product in their packaging, one can only assume there is a widespread conspiracy to keep consumers in an endless cycle of purchasing hot dogs and buns when one or the other runs out.
Ai generated art is a lot like our dreams… you get the general idea but the small details are slightly off
People who are brutally honest seem to always get more satisfaction out of the brutality than the honesty.
There’s no reason we cannot drink any type of beverage with a mug, except merely aesthetics
Once A.I. videos gets perfected, criminals can claim that the footage evidence is A.I. generated.
Thirty-eight years of evolution, yet Windows still can’t tell you what program is using the USB device you tried to eject.
There are animals that have eaten magic mushrooms and tripped hard, not knowing what the hell was happening to them.
People who jog on the roads in the dark, wearing dark clothing and no lights or reflectors are a unique combination of a person who cares about their health and well-being and doesn’t care about their health and well-being
People who went to hell hundreds of years ago must be so confused by the clothing of people who went to hell recently.