Aluminum foil is technically sheet metal

No animal has benefited more from cars than Vultures.

After the Titanic completely rusts away there will definitely be conspiracy theories that it never really existed

The people who are out and about strolling in the city on weekday mornings without having to worry about work have won the game of life in our capitalist society.

It’s likely that at least one person’s Tinder date never showed up because they died first, but the person just thinks they got ghosted

Science fiction enabled future generations to be nostalgic about things that didn't end up happening.

Everything you eat aside from honey, milk and salt, was once alive. Doesn’t matter if you are carnivore, omnivore or vegetarian, you're essentially mass murdering to survive.

It's weird that alcoholics anonymous starts with everyone introducing themselves

Impressing a baby feels a lot better than impressing your peers.

Just like there are colors we can't see as humans, there also might be emotions we can't feel.

Difficult times don't create strong people. Only strong people are left after difficult times.

As AI gets better, proving you are human will only get harder

For a while everyone on the internet used to ROAST people who didn’t record in horizontal mode

The human body is amazing. You can live a relatively normal life with 4 organs missing half your digestive track and up to half a brain as well!

The comfort you feel from suddenly realizing that the grief you hold is love, only in a new form.

You'd think at some point we'd have adapted to find the sound of snoring relaxing.

The only good thing about explosive diarrhea is the cathartic feeling of complete emptyness inside your gut after it's all over.

Somehow, after hundreds of years, we still have not found a way to successfully educate children without them experiencing extreme stress.

Deaf people will see less helicopters than non deaf people

The UFO's might be billionaires from other planets.

The Purge wouldn’t even be interesting. In reality we’d all hunker down while rich people insider trade a little more egregiously.