It's pretty common in fiction to have unsettling monsters with too many eyes or too many mouths. But somehow the prospect of a monster with too many noses is more ridiculous than scary.

Some song lyrics verge on paedophilic but are ignored by society if the song is good enough

People who give up alcohol are oftentimes hailed and celebrated, especially if they've struggled with addiction. People who never drink are often made fun of or shamed for not partaking.

We had the technology to land on the moon before having the technology to fake it convincingly

There was a moment in your life when you were exactly π years old

We no longer have to think about synching watches before you and the boys pull off a big job.

We’re very fortunate that the muscles in our hearts don’t get tired the same way the rest of our muscles do

People care a lot about social issues regarding sexuality and gender identity, but they don't care at all about the the slits in public restrooms that allows people to look right in.

Men are rarely named after gems.

Since spaceships aren’t available to everyone yet, the golden age of piracy hasn’t happened

People tend to be more wary of harm from strangers but the reality is that you're more likely to be harmed by someone close to you than a stranger

An infinite amount of pennies and an infinite amount of one-hundred dollar bills are worth the same thing.

Aluminum foil is technically sheet metal

No animal has benefited more from cars than Vultures.

After the Titanic completely rusts away there will definitely be conspiracy theories that it never really existed

The people who are out and about strolling in the city on weekday mornings without having to worry about work have won the game of life in our capitalist society.

It’s likely that at least one person’s Tinder date never showed up because they died first, but the person just thinks they got ghosted

Science fiction enabled future generations to be nostalgic about things that didn't end up happening.

Everything you eat aside from honey, milk and salt, was once alive. Doesn’t matter if you are carnivore, omnivore or vegetarian, you're essentially mass murdering to survive.

It's weird that alcoholics anonymous starts with everyone introducing themselves

Impressing a baby feels a lot better than impressing your peers.