It's amazing how many m's we can press when trying to delete an error before realising.

Science is an attempt to reserve-engineer nature.

With age, every sport becomes an extreme sport

It is more acceptable for men to walk around the house with only pants on than it is for women, on the other hand it is more acceptable for women to walk around the house with only a shirt and underpants on than it is for men

A dorito chip is worth more than a penny

Every year the percentage of people born in your birth year decreases.

When we talk about Facial Hair, eyebrows and eye lashes are never included.

Garbage men help in more crimes by accident than on purpose

Hell is way more inclusive than heaven

Getting embalmed is the final spa day.

A euphemism sounds perfectly fine but not an euphemism.

Wireless charging actually limit your device's portability more than wired charging

Sometimes thoughts just stay behind in the room we just left

We kidnap puppies from their mom so we can make them our friends

72 degrees in cold weather feels way different than 72 degrees in warm weather.

The promise of eternal life isn’t the selling point it used to be.

India is the only place that naturally has lions, tigers, and bears.

Thoughts are less likely to be unique the longer we exist.

It must be real easy for people born in 2000 to remember what age they are.

When two men walk past each other, if they know each other they nod their heads up. If they don't, they nod their heads down.

With the burning of fossil fuels, it's ironic one extinction might cause another.