Forwarded from Blank
if snails are so slow, why do they just randomly appear?
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98% of the things we see or read about on the news actually doesn't matter for our daily lives
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We don't really care about homeless people unless they commit a crime--then we subsidize their food and housing.
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Asexually-reproducing organisms found the duplication glitch.
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Your tongue is the only one ended muscle in the human body
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Hang man is a pretty disturbing kidβs game considering itβs about a man getting executed if your diction isnβt good enough
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We are so privileged in the west that we shit and piss in a bowl of residential fresh water
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It's possible you're in the background of someone else's photo in their family photo album
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Some day an armed teacher will snap, and the NRA will want to arm the kids.
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It's hard to believe that Generation Z are actually adults in their early 20s, not teenagers.
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It must be hard to be blind and r acist.
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Stories with humanized animals are cute. Stories with animalized humans are terrifying.
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Grogu from Mandalorian is French, judging by his passion for eating frogs.
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It's amazing how many m's we can press when trying to delete an error before realising.
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With age, every sport becomes an extreme sport
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It is more acceptable for men to walk around the house with only pants on than it is for women, on the other hand it is more acceptable for women to walk around the house with only a shirt and underpants on than it is for men
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Every year the percentage of people born in your birth year decreases.
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When we talk about Facial Hair, eyebrows and eye lashes are never included.
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Garbage men help in more crimes by accident than on purpose
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