Your teeth is the only part of your body where bone is protruding from you.
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You know your good at something when you can make up your own strategy
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Medicine tastes bad so that kids won't think of it as candy and drink/eat the whole medicine
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Your brain rembembers you forgot something but forgets what that something is.
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It's funny that the same people who are vocal about AI taking over jobs are also the people worried about underpopulation and the future economy when one thing solves the other
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Life is the freest thing, yet we monetise it
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Society always rewards preparedness, except for murder.
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if snails are so slow, why do they just randomly appear?
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98% of the things we see or read about on the news actually doesn't matter for our daily lives
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We don't really care about homeless people unless they commit a crime--then we subsidize their food and housing.
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Asexually-reproducing organisms found the duplication glitch.
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Your tongue is the only one ended muscle in the human body
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Hang man is a pretty disturbing kidβs game considering itβs about a man getting executed if your diction isnβt good enough
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We are so privileged in the west that we shit and piss in a bowl of residential fresh water
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It's possible you're in the background of someone else's photo in their family photo album
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Some day an armed teacher will snap, and the NRA will want to arm the kids.
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It's hard to believe that Generation Z are actually adults in their early 20s, not teenagers.
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It must be hard to be blind and r acist.
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Stories with humanized animals are cute. Stories with animalized humans are terrifying.
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