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Being a kingmaker is more powerful than being a king
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It’s impossible to reach the expectation of perfection because we always look for even the smallest imperfections
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Drinking beer in bed is seen as degenerate, but drinking wine in bed essentially self-care.
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Farts and Emotions have a lot in common.
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Cats don't control us in the way we think, Dogs do though.
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Most people are experts at tying shoelaces
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Your teeth is the only part of your body where bone is protruding from you.
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You know your good at something when you can make up your own strategy
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Medicine tastes bad so that kids won't think of it as candy and drink/eat the whole medicine
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It’s not that expensive to get fat
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Your brain rembembers you forgot something but forgets what that something is.
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It's funny that the same people who are vocal about AI taking over jobs are also the people worried about underpopulation and the future economy when one thing solves the other
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Technically, every house is a homeless shelter
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Life is the freest thing, yet we monetise it
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Society always rewards preparedness, except for murder.
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if snails are so slow, why do they just randomly appear?
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98% of the things we see or read about on the news actually doesn't matter for our daily lives
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We don't really care about homeless people unless they commit a crime--then we subsidize their food and housing.
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Asexually-reproducing organisms found the duplication glitch.
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Your tongue is the only one ended muscle in the human body
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Hang man is a pretty disturbing kid’s game considering it’s about a man getting executed if your diction isn’t good enough
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